This is a place on the internet where I do stuff.
My parents do that at the beach with pictures of clam strips / videos of the ocean and I always demand they don’t because I basically cry and wish I was there and not a poor loser. I feel ya girl I feel ya.
If your mom did that to me I might not want to be her friend anymore. But then I’d go back to being her friend. Because she is basically my mom too so….
canon jesus is way cooler than fanon jesus
canon jesus was a sassy middle eastern guy who literally said “did i fucking stutter” and hung out with prostitutes
fanon jesus is just some boring white guy who sits around hugging lambs
Just be careful who you say that around. His fandom has literally killed people for disagreeing with their head-canon.
So my dad is in Portland right now, which means he’s at Voodoo Doughnut (as is his tradition). And he’s sending me pictures of doughnuts to make me jealous and watch my sad but inevitable demise over text. What a butt.